Life's like a toiletbowl... Full of shit

dumb

2005-07-06T18:54:00.000-07:00

On second thot,since im so dumb mayb i should go to some dumb neighbourhood school n save myself from making this dumb decision!Arghh!

Dumb is a dumb word! I hate my life! Dumb dumb dumb dumb! PSLE is dumb! School is dumb!
i m Xiao you btw

...ppl can be so stupid...

2005-07-06T02:40:00.000-07:00

In case you need further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
(Oh wow!! I never knew that!! *rolls eyes*)

3. On a shampoo bottle manufactured in Taiwan -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a bottle of pestiside from New Zealand-
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(Ideal for shoplifters...hmm... ;))

12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Oops. Too late. I just did.)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment. =D)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's Superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, you've just destroyed a universal childhood fantasy.)

22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

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Ah, darn....

finally on

2005-06-22T19:08:00.000-07:00

yay. this is chyi hui here. Im finally bloggin!!! :D.

um

2005-06-15T20:47:00.000-07:00

another test

2005-06-15T17:27:00.000-07:00

i actually do not hate my bday!

Your Birthdate: April 7

Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist and makes you more individualistic in many ways.

Your mind is good at deep mental analysis and complicated reasoning.

You are very psychic and sensitive, and you should usually follow your hunches.

You may not take orders too well, so you may want to work alone or in a situation where you can be the boss.

This birthday gives a tendency to be somewhat self-centered and a little stubborn.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

sry about the test obsession...hehe...

Check it out

2005-06-15T02:21:00.000-07:00

The Difference Between Malaysians and Singaporeans
By Eddie G.

It's not as if you hadn't noticed, but Malaysians and Singaporeans do have quite a bit in common. However, if you do pay attention, you might notice some distinguishing traits that might spell the difference between a true blue Malaysian and a die-hard Singaporean. These are guidelines. No one has to follow them, but generally they do.

AT A BUFFET
Malaysian: Eats until he throws up

Singaporean: Eats until he throws up, and then eats some more

LAW & ORDER
Malaysian: Knows his laws, disobeys them and that's fine

Singaporean: Knows his laws, disobeys them and gets fined

ECONOMY
Malaysian: Trade Union owned by rich, pretentious bastards who don't know shit about the struggles of the working class

Singaporean: Trade Union owned by the government

MANNERS
Malaysian: Cuts a queue, feels guilty, trys to pretend nothing happened

Singaporean: Cuts a queue, feels guilty, trys to justify his motive ("Actually hor, you know ah, I've been here already for very long, one!")

CUSTOMS
Malaysian: Attempts to smuggle drugs and tobacco into Singapore

Singaporean: Attempts to smuggle chewing gum into Singapore

LEADERSHIP
Malaysian: Former Prime Minister retires and goes off to enjoy life while calling the shots from behind the scene

Singaporean: Former Prime Minister retires... oh wait, no he doesn't.

INFRASTRUCTURE
Malaysian: Builds Twin Towers to symbolize what Malaysia is all about

Singaporean: Builds Twin Metal-Spiked Balls for the same purpose

CORRUPTION
Singaporean: Culprit begs policeman for leniency

Malaysian: Policeman begs culprit for bribes

POLITICS
Malaysian: Believes in a one-phantom-one-vote policy

Singaporean: Lee Kuan Yew votes on behalf of the country

CENSORSHIP
Singaporean: Allows adult films to be screened so long as patrons are of age and film possesses a certain aesthetic value

Malaysian: Buy the VCD lah!

PATRIOTISM
Malaysian: Sings Malaysian National Anthem in Bahasa Malaysia

Singaporean: Sings Singaporean National Anthem in Bahasa Malaysia

Hee Hee! :D

2005-06-15T00:18:00.000-07:00

I tried the test XY tried. i suck at being godly. 17% i think. Im the ares god - god of strength and war or sumetin like tt.

I tried another one also. English. :P.

Advanced

You scored 85% Beginner, 85% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 60% Expert!

You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 16% on Beginner

You scored higher than 14% on Intermediate

You scored higher than 58% on Advanced

You scored higher than 17% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on
Ok Cupid

Hee hee!

dis hols suck

2005-06-13T12:38:00.000-07:00

i took this test i saw on my cousin's blog!

Dionysis
Gods! You scored 46!

You are most like the God Dionysis! Dionysis is the god of wine, intoxication and creative ecstacy. In short, a party god! He was often having drunken orgies with both men and women, as well as with helpless maidens his centaurs would carry off for him. he had a large following of women who had fallen into a frenzy or "mania". These women were taken by a madness that compelled them to run around in a craze and often times become violent. Many of these frenzied outbursts had a strong sexual content. Just don't forget while having all this fun that there is more to life than getting off!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 61% on Godliness

Link: The What Greek God Are You Test written by mellyelf on Ok Cupid

this hols is not lyk hols at all... i wake up early 3 times a week, go 4 trainin...come back , study... geez....sum hols...n my muscles r BURNING, seriously.... when i walk it feels lyk im walking on stilts...n im under pressure!!!! the nationals track comp is comin soon!!! im so bloody nervous! if i qualify 4 the semis( coach blieves i can and tt onli adds pressure ) i haf a chance of getting into NYGH...

n then coach says tt there r many gals hu can run 28 secs 4 200m this yr, 4 sum reason... n tt freaks me out cos 28 secs is bloody fast n can get u 1st place!!! the onli event i ACTUALLY haf the hope of qualifying in is 200m....even though im oso competin in 100m...

N alicia u r rite... our blog is lyk, dead...

Rooster

2005-05-28T00:17:00.000-07:00

I feel obligated to blog here instead of my other blog. Mayb becuz this one's kinda dying...

Yea k so, i wuz at HMV that dunno wat day, buying gavin degraw (ohman!!!) and lifehouse (wulu but kinda rox), n wuz lookin through sum CDs, u noe when they hook it to e machine and let u listen? so i came across rooster. Rooster - uh... weird weird name, so i wanted to see wat kinda music it was. I looked for their most popular song - come get some. so i heard it... and... ahhh bliss. It totally rox in a rawkin way.... :P. And not to mention (nat listen!) - the members are cute. And no nat, there ain't no ryans... :P. I attached a pic of the cd cover...

and u should watch the video. Its a.... ahhh.... kinda nice. in a look at e guy and think he's cute way. :P. Sorry if u dun do this type of stuff, its a well... certain girls thing. and if u r a boy well lets jus say u would NVR understand....

I'm sick. As in feverish sick. And all my muscles ache. So i often need to cough, sick duh, and my stomach hurts when i cough. Even when i burp. jeez....

K so im gonna go downtown like uh... 2 mins away go buy chocolate. Cmon! Im sick! i need my energy booster!

Bye peeps! Dun cry over missing me! :P! lol....

FINALLY... freedom...no more exams...

2005-05-11T21:55:00.000-07:00

Finally the SA1 is over!!!So bloody hard!!! and i went 4 a movie wif chyi hui n alicia... Coach Carter...Its quite touching... Its a true story ...We played squanish afterward at alicia's house...its a combination of squash n tennis... chyi hui got her onli tennis ball up on2 this place where it was so high up n filled wif digusting bugs n grass.. so we couldnt get it back...then we played basketball...we couldnt shoot the ball in until we did it the "hot chick" way... those of u hu watch u will noe... Hot Chick is a movie... aiya 2moro still got lessons...hell... n then must get marks back

TORO???

2005-04-21T03:57:00.000-07:00

alicia, stop speaking in korean or arabic or watever... English is easier,dont u think? btw, hus bel? n the acer is sylv, rite? well, my mum coming... gtg

Alicia - yo

2005-04-21T00:06:00.000-07:00

Yea, i totally agree with xy. Ym totally likes nat. Call it infatuation. Poor him. There's some stuff he doesn't noe..... As for the other way round.... well.... who noes??? ;)

And yea, this goes out to Sylvia Toro!!! :)

Yea i noe this is a short post cuz i haveta go tuition so im jus tagging to tag... CH, u feeling better?

Alicia Out

um

2005-04-20T15:32:00.000-07:00

as i said in the previous posting, ym like nat... BUT, nat DOESNT like him

Gossip-would u like it with or without shit?

2005-04-20T15:31:00.000-07:00

Hi! Xiao You here! Lets c, Yi Yang admitted tt he like Amanda!!! Omigod!!! He should slim down a little though... Unfortunately 4 him, amanda doesnt like him...haiz... Yuan Ming likes nat!!! um,ym,if u reading this dun kill me,k? I TOTALLY haf 2 find out hu shane n bing lin likes... Yi Yang n Yuan Ming noes, they wont tell... Y do boyz haf 2 b so trustworthy?Cheng rui has been linked wif some ppl recently 2!Well,dats all...

More gossip-by xy

2005-04-20T01:05:00.000-07:00

Thuan Seng likes Yu Xuan ! Thuan Seng likes Yu Xuan ! OMG! Sources r private ... Yu Xuan certainly haf quite alot of admirers... Wei Ping likes her too,i think...btw,hu is chris?

GOSSIP

2005-04-20T00:59:00.000-07:00

Thuan Seng likes YuXuan !!! Thuan Seng likes Yu Xuan!!! Yu Xuan lots of admirers... Wei Ping oso like her... i think... Hopefully... Btw, hu is chris?

ITs up!

2005-04-19T06:48:00.000-07:00

Yo pple!! Blog up!! Alicia here BTW... and so lets tok abt... me. My mini-tennis team got into semis!!! im so thrilled.... but we dun have a jersey! We always get top 4 no jersey one. so cum rite? yea and well... its tommorrow match, and im scared bout my ankle. gonnna die i tell u... DIIIEEE!!!!

I die. haven't finish hw yet. alot leh! Tomorrow wake up 5am lor...

Today oral was soo hard! Eng passage was harder than usual, and the pic was MRT station... and with nothing watsoeva to tok abt. So boring!!!! The convo was bout fav public transport system. I said mrt. cuz like... um.... efficient and quick etc etc... Chinese was actually quite easy... but passege i screwed up pronounced words wrongly. And the pic was zoo.... not hard. i stumbled though.... I am gonna die. like yea....

Had a nice long convo on the fone wif nat. Lolzz....!!!! i can remember wat we were toking bt. lolz. SOrri to keep u in dark but yea its kinda private. K i gtg now pple my sis is totally pissed at me... She wants to sleep. So yea pple, the skin nice rite? I did it!!! :):) only copied the layer code.... the rest is MINE!!! hehehehe!!!! :)

Alicia, out.

REVIEW

2005-04-12T18:44:00.000-07:00

ok, so far this blog sucks!No one is posting except 4 me! um......
i noe why this thing sucks! theres nothing 2 write!Its not like we r gonna write a compo! BTW, i got highest in class 4 compo 2day... i beat alicia by 1 point!
ME: 35
ALICIA:34

Xiao You

BTW

2005-04-06T19:20:00.000-07:00

btw, that was by xiao you.

exited- still shitless though

2005-04-06T04:14:00.000-07:00

YAY! its my bday 2molo! Yippee! EXITED!